GO DHAANAM

As the Editor was returning from the RITUALS GHAT, he was accosted by a pensioner colleague. Asked wherefrom he was coming, the Editor began to narrate of COW DHAAN
BHAI SAHEB ! MAIN NE YAH NE SOCHA THAA HI THUM GO DHAAN KE BHAARE MEIN BOLOGE !

(friend! I never thought for a second you would talk about donating a cow ! )

MERA KAYAAL THO YAHI THAA  KI TUM ASSOCIATION DHAN KE BHAARE MEIN BOLOGE !!!

(I thought you would be talking about donation to our Association !)

DHONOM MEIN KYA FARAK HI KAAHE KO  HAI BOLO NA ! 

 (Then you tell me where is the difference between the two !)

DHAAN KARNE SE SVARG MILTHA HAI.
HAI NA.. TEEK HAI. 
YAH THO SUN LO.

(By donating one gets seat in Heavens! Correct !
Then listen now.)

GO DHAAN KARNE SE PITRU LOK MILTA HAI. 

(Donate Cow, you get Pitru Lok.)

ASSOCIATION KO DHAN KARNE SE SWARNA LOG MILTHA HAI. !!!

(When you donate to Association, you get Swarna Lok NOT in Swarga BUT HERE ITSELF .!!)


AUR WOH BHI ABHI ABHI ZALD HI , PAANCH YAA CHE MAHINE MEIN HI MIL JAANE KI SAMBHAAVANA HAI. 


(Not only that. You get it early too. in just next five or six months. )

Rush. ! 
Just one thousand .!!!
you are lucky perhaps !
had you been pre 97 you would have been asked to donate nearly  one lakh!
you are fortunate.
just  one thousand.
go and give.